Last week, Kingsland Primary discovered a crashed unidentified flying object in their school grounds. The whole school community are still coming to terms with the incident but attentions have now focused on the location of the pilot. Nobody knows of his, her or it’s whereabouts and pupils are eagerly keeping their eyes peeled for a possible new visitor to the school.
There are already unconfirmed sightings of a child-like creature divulging on fast food by the crash site but these reports are yet to be verified. The government have stressed that there is no initial cause for alarm but have urged anyone to come forward immediately if they see or hear of anything strange or suspicious…